记得第一次考雅思时特紧张，考完后，考官开门送我离开。我就回头说了一句：Thank you, GOD BYE！我看到老头的臉瞬间僵硬了…后来口語拿了4.5…
"My father is a photograph......" 爹！我對不起你！
"At that time, I was studied at university." 對！我是小白鼠，在大学实验室被研究了…
"To be my friend, you must be like animal!"你的朋友在动物园等你…
"Chinese people use trees as chopsticks." 中国功夫果然了得
这逻輯，请你靜静！
之前考了个什么environment protection，我后来想起自己说了一句I think environmental protection is essential but not so important.（…这逻辑连自己都醉了…）
"As we all know, every advantage has its disadvantage."（…好深奥…）
"Modern ways of life brings people some healthy diseases." (…这是伟大的医学发现吧…)
"As we all know, people can't live without life." （…不明觉厉…）